With that said, I guess a little personal info is in order for those of you out there who have been dying to find out how I became the person you've come to know and love/hate/undecided. I was born and raised in Erie, Pennsylvania (Dreary Erie, The Mistake on the Lake). After high school, I attended Rochester Institute of Technology, and graduated in 1993 with a dual degree in Mechanical and Aerospace Engineering. The job market was horrendous and I floundered about as a warehouse worker while paying off bills until I had enough money and enough desire to move elsewhere. In 1995 I moved to Atlanta, GA and searched for a job for six months until I was finally hired by BWI Fords Holmatic (what a mouthful). I'm currently a design engineer, and our company makes packaging machines. I won't bore you with the details.

As for my personal life, it's mostly periods of great dullness, which are periodically shattered by ridiculousness. I've never been big on hobbies or activities, I prefer to let life just happen. I do have some interests though, such as rollerblading, HTML (obviously), classic musclecars, tall leggy brunettes, etc...

I also spend a little time each day on IRC, which is Internet Relay Chat for those of you living in caves. It's an interesting little piece of software that connects you to, well, people across the globe. And although 99% of the 'chat' is usually pure unadulterated trash, there are alot of good people, if you take the time to find them.

For those of you who have been dying to see a picture of me, you will have to wait. If I'm anything, I'm a procrastinator, and I'll probably put it off until someone drags me kicking and screaming in front of a camera.

Any questions, comments, complaints, or tall leggy brunette phone numbers should be directed

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That's about all there is to me, so without further ado, let the ridiculousness begin.