"...and the voice from on high said 'Heed these commandments and you and your people shall be greatly rewarded...eventually...'" -- Bob 12:1
Every social group needs a set of rules, and Niceguys© are no exception. These commandments, which were mysteriously revealed to the great Niceguy Bob over 5 years ago are simple catechism by which Niceguys© (and anyone else) can live by and be relatively sure that they won't offend anyone. To find out more about Bob, click HERE, or read the commandments and commit them to memory.
| 1. Thou shalt not leave the seat down. |
| 2. Thou shalt not get jealous. |
| 3. Thou shalt remember birthdays, phone numbers, Valentine's Day, and underwear. |
| 4. Thou shalt not drive lost for hours and not ask directions. |
| 5. Thou shalt not burp in public. |
| 6. Thou shalt not refer to women as dames, babes, hotties, dishes, beavers, ad infinitum. |
| 7. Thou shalt not not have other gods besides Monday Night Football. |
| 8. Thou shalt not live vicariously through professional atheletes. |
| 9. Thou shalt not call old girlfriends after a night of drinking. |
| 10. Thou shalt not be pathetic. |
| 11. Thou shalt not urinate in public. |
| 12. Thou shalt not let thy belt buckle disappear beneath thy beer belly. |
| 13. Thou shalt not wear a toupee. |
| 14. Thou shalt not wear High Karate. |
| 15. Thou shalt not leave the seat up. |