While this oath is genetically programmed into true Niceguys© , a small percentage of JerkGuys do transcend their peers and achieve Niceguy© status. For those select few, the following oath serves as an official Niceguy© seal of approval. The oath is spoken, hand on heart, in the presence of a NG certified witness.
| I, (state you name), do hereby swear to uphold the principles and values of the Niceguy, and in so doing sever all ties to pettiness, deceit, pointless anger, obnoxiousness, egotism, and sexism. I acknowledge that this status is a privilege, not a right, and that I shall strive for Niceness in all that I do, or risk eternal banishment amongst the JerkGuys. |